Withymoor FC 4 vs 2 Gigmill

Withymoor welcomed back CHALKY to their defence in place of COGGY. Rob Houghton returned to the team in place of DALLO. Withymoor could also call up on Tom Revitt for the first time in a competitive game albeit from the bench (unless he played in the first game) Withymoor went into the game searching for their first win of the campaign and they duly delivered when a corner from CHARLIE was eventually stabbed home by PEDANTIC LITTLE C**T for his third in as many games. Withymoors defence was breached however when an error from CLEANSHEET WANKER gave The Gigmill the opportunity to score from the spot and although NUMBER 2 guessed right the penalty was converted for 1-1. Withymoors lead was restored midway through the half when CUP HERO found space to slot home.

The second half saw a dominant performance NUMBER 2 was seen signing autographs for fans after finding himself redundant for the opening exchanges. Then came the moment of the match when a Shaun Arnold rifled home an absolute screamer into the top corner.. Failing to think of a word to describe the goal heres a list of supurlatives to choose from

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outstanding

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superb

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unparalleled

best

capital

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winning

A-1

accomplished

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finished

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world-class

The fourth would soon come when MAJESTIC MOORE found himself one on one the striker turned midfielder slotted cooly under the goalkeeper. Gigmill did however find a second late on when the midfielder cannoned in for the final score 4-2.