Ayton Bulldogs 0 vs 11 Newlands Knights

Bulldogs Raped in Anus!

The Ayton Bulldogs were tragically annihilated on home turf by a rampant Newlands Knights. The score finished up 11-Neil as team stopper Dave The Save Lovell looked puzzled as he struggled to hold up enough fingers and thumbs when keeping count in his net.

In truth the Bulldogs were outclassed, out paced and for the last 20 minutes, out fought. The good news is spirits are still high in the camp as news broke after the game the showers were indeed warm and new signing Carter had indeed brought the soap.

Sam Wallace brought the biggest cheer from the Ayton following as he was introduced for the tiring Nikki Williows on 65 mins. Wallace destroyed Newlands veteran Hughie Brown with a great show of strength that left Brown quivering in a heap, he had been Wallonated, and he knew it!

Wallace didn’t let his fearsome streak end there as he battered his way in to the burly frame of Josh Hakings at the back for Newlands. As the mismatched pair stood toe to toe the players and fans alike held their breath, who would swing first? The answer was neither as the game continued and Wallace skipped away looking to cause more trouble like the hoodlum that he is.

The Bulldogs travel to the Stongwood Stealers next week with hope of putting points on the board. In the words of battle veteran William Wallace (Sam’s Dad); -

“They can bang our wives, raid our pockets, but they will never take our FREEEDOOOOOM!!!!!”