Skibidi United Karachi

About Skibidi United Karachi

Founded in chaos (August 2025). Fueled by Limka in Boat Basin. Sponsored by one guy who does everything. We came from Islamabad (they had the hype, we took the hustle) and parked our nonsense at Karachi United ,which we call “home” because we book the turf and pay for the chaos. We train (we dont) like pros at stupid hours: early-morning weekend sessions when normal people are still apologizing for last night. Our club structure: @mvstafagfx (Ghulam Mustafa)= owner, manager, captain, kit designer, PR, and probably the reason the group chat still exists, though his ass has no authority because no one will ever take him serious. If a job needs doing, he does ten of them and still finds time to score a goal every now and then. Shirts are made with a mixture of sincerity and bargaining — home kits via Clamor, some folks who think we're thr children of Mukesh Ambani (@clamorteamwear), away kits via whichever local printer answers the fastest, probably some dude in Zainab Market . Sponsors include the self-funded hype of @mvstafagfx and our sleeve-meme mates at BNN (@bahrianewsnetwork) which, as you guessed, is owned by non-other than Mustafa, don't tell his school (Bahria College) though because the meme page is controversial. We call that balanced funding, even though our sponsors don't pay us anything.

On the pitch we are a mood: we score like maniacs and concede like philosophers (thanks to Kashan). Expect spectacles, arriving 10 minute late to matches because of Ammar waking up late,last-minute winners, 20 minutes of extra-time chaos, Last minute goals that we concede and end up losing the match (happens more often than you think) lots of Hamza Mehmood phadday that make the matches feel like an indie documentary.

We’ve seen everything: a 100 angry comments threatening to ban us, metal studs on futsal turf, bicycle kicks, halfway line bangers, missing tapins even a dead raccoon could score (totally not referring to Hamza Mehmood) opposition bikes held as collateral because they weren't paying for the turf, being booty graped by our rivals, people who turn into poets only in the comments, and opponents who ask for rematches like they’re ordering food (can't forget those who ask for 2nd Leg matches).

We play hard, we play loud, and we play with that unhinged Skibidi energy - sometimes it’s a masterpiece, sometimes it’s anarchy, always it’s entertaining. We are not a franchise. We don’t pretend to be. We are a friend group with kits, a social account, and a terrible talent for picking opponents who make great stories. We lose, we learn, we meme. We also pay the pitch, collect the money, sort the kit drama, and survive on one guy’s DMs and three people who actually show up. If you want drills, discipline, and a structured youth academy, look somewhere else. If you want raw football, chaotic highlight reels, and a club that will show up at 7am, take photos, and still find time to roast the opposition in the comments - welcome to Skibidi United Karachi. Progress over victories. We play, we hustle, we keep going.

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Skibidi United Karachi Dominate Rebels FC 5-2 at Karachi United Stadium

01 January 2026

Skibidi United Karachi edge thrilling 7-6 win over Fanta Management FC

27 December 2025

Skibidi United Karachi Thrash Nova FC 9-5 in Seven-a-Side League Clash

13 December 2025

Skibidi United Karachi Fall to 11-6 Defeat Against Kuppi FC

29 November 2025

Skibidi United Karachi Thrash Memon United 13-1 at Karachi United Stadium

14 September 2025

Skibidi United Karachi Thrash Real Racista FC 11-2 at Karachi United Stadium

30 August 2025