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Defender
Carlton Palmer's Dirty Little Secret is a mens adult football team based in Brighton & Hove, East Sussex , playing 6 a side small sided football .
Carlton Palmer's Dirty Little Secret squad
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Craig B
Defender
Alex Ternouth
Midfielder & Captain
Maxi Lopez
Midfielder & Player Manager
Robson Ternouth
Goalkeeper
Myles Goatley
Midfielder
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