INNOCENCE LOST!!!
⚽ Result
Kingsthorne 7
Business School F.C. 0
🏆 Competition
Bushell cup
Away cup match
📅 When
Saturday, 13 November 2021
📍 Venue
Halewood leisure (Away)
True Innocence knows no Fear! Off the pitch Henry Larkin laughed in the face of the Dangerous Dogs Act and teased a Japanese Tosa through the metal grid fence. On the pitch, Junior Joe Birkett sashaed his way through the midfield like Anton de Beke mincing his way through a cheeky Latin Mambo!! But even the elegance and flair of the blonde wunderkind couldn't prevent the shattering of naivety as the Old Lady of Turin hit 7 goals to Nil!!!
In a week when Britney was set free, it seemed anything was possible, even a cup upset inspired by a revolutionary 4 6 0 formation! The Players ignored their manager and went on the attack from the first minute with Foster rampaging down the wing and crossing into the box. Tom Murray raced forward in support and Liam Ashley won headers and tackles galore like a tall dark handsome Karl Heinz Rummunige!! The next half hour saw the midfield six frustrate the black and whites and Keeper Dan make a stunning debut! It looked like Hedges plan of a clean sheet 45 would come to fruition until Harrison missed a diving header in the box and Kingsthorne pounced to take the lead!
HALF TIME - KINGSTHORNE 1 BUSINESS 0!!!
The second half saw Dougherty and Nello Yello throw their weight around and put further pressure on the opposition defence. But the black and whites were relentless as the Purples grew weary! 6 goals followed till the referee put the lilacs out their misery!
FINAL SCORE - KINGSTHORNE 7 - BUSINESS 0!!
STOP PRESS!!
HEDGES THROWS TOWEL IN OVER LEAGUE RELEGATION!!
FOSTER CAUGHT LOITERIING BY SPASTIC SCHOOL SAND PIT!!!
HENRY LARKIN QUESTIONS 'WHY'S NEIL ON THE PITCH? '
