Les Bohemians De Milan!!!
⚽ Result
Business School F.C. 2
Huyton Stanley FC 7
🏆 Competition
Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League Division 3
Home league match
📅 When
Saturday, 16 November 2019
📍 Venue
Shankley ground (Home)
This ragtag collection of bohemian artists, musicians and philosopher-poets soared today in an ensemble crescendo led by Luciano Muzzarotti before slowly fading and dying of consumption!!
La Economista started the game in full voice as comprimario Liam Ashley played his heart out to allow the lead Paul Murray to showcase his talent and hit the high notes of football artistry!! Adam Van Nistelrooy proved a safe pair of hands behind a new centre back pairing of Murphy and Naylor. Up top Swampy the eco-warrior brought a new voice and passion to the teams performance. The entrepreneurs of West Derby pressed the Huyton globetrotters but saw a cruel deflection put Stanley ahead against the run of play. But this was a reborn invigorated Business school who immediately hit back through a clinical finish from Roberts orchestrated by conductor Murray Minutes later an Ashley inspired aria resulted in a sublime half volley from The Gluer into the heavens of the Stanley's net.
Business school 2. Stanley 1.
But then tragedy struck as the Economists were struck down in a pandemic not seen since the Chinese cholera struck Stockton on Tees in 1832!! Ichabod Crane Harrison contracted T. B. and Roberts and Swampy were struck down by muscular dystrophy. Worse was to come as new boy Harper pulled up and Peach went down causing an 8.2 on the richter scale still causing shock waves off Papua New Guinea!! Desperate times require desperate measures as Hedges came on to chants of 'Release the Kraken!!!' But replacements Hedges Naylor snr and Sefton could not repel the tsunami to come! Hedges heat map resembled that of a lonely sheep farmer taking a midnight stroll while smoking a cigarette! Murphy, Farrell and Naylor jnr put their bodies on the line as shots rained in and Stanley turned the screw on the Business afflicted!!
FINAL SCORE: BUSINESS SCHOOL 2.HUYTON STANLEY 7!!
MARTIN LARKIN TIPPED FOR OSCAR FOR His LIFELIKE PORTRAYAL OF MENTALLY DISTURBED ANARCHIST CULT ICON 'JOKER'!!! SWAMPY RICHMAN UP BEFORE THE F. A. ON SOCIAL MEDIA PORN CHARGES!!! BYKER BOY MURRAY ACCEPTS MoM AWARD WITH TYPICAL MODESTY THAT EVINCES HIS CORINTHIAN SPIRIT!!
