Business School F.C. 1 vs 10 Huyton stanley

The BSFC 5th army invoked the Song of the Mud today as Huyton Stanley's big guns were dragged down to the depths of glistening all encompassing mud. For 45 minutes the Stanley's men lay drowning in the glorious inexhaustible mud of war.

The Econimistas set up a wall of death today to repel all invaders as Ivan the Terrible Murphy and The Okpala resisted allcomers without fear or trepidation. Howitzers were fired deep into enemy territory for privates Ashley and Roberts to storm the barricades.After a war of attrition an exquisite move on the edge of the box saw Regan slot a superb shot into the right hand corner. Opening salvo to the Business. But putting bodies on the line comes with heavy casualties. Roberts and Van Nistelrooy suffered hamstrings and Okpala was taken to the field dressing station. HALF TIME BUSINESS 1 STANLEY 0

The siege of Stanley ridge could not continue with the BSFC brigade looking like emergency ward 10 in the second half. Reinforcements were no where to be seen. Despite emergency keeper Adam Van Nistelrooy pulling off some heroic saves the wall came tumbling down as Stanley's stormtroopers terrorised the battle weary business with goal after goal. Ashley fought tirelessly to the end along with Farrel and Bibby but they could not stop the bloodbath. FINAL SCORE BUSINESS 1 STANLEY 10

OKPALA OUT OF ACTION FOR 3 YEARS!!! MARTIN LARKIN THROWN OFF THE 82 FOR TRYING TO USE A CHILDREN'S BUS TICKET!!! HEDGES AND BIBBY TO ENROLL ON SIGN LANGUAGE COURSE!!! LIAM ASHLEY IS MILANO FOR MEN!!!