ACOL 9 vs 0 Business School F.C.

The Huyton branch of the Charlie Manson Family peddled their fake football religion today and brought down the apocalypse on the understrength Economists!!

The first half revealed nothing of the chaos to come as the Business Schools defence of Okpala Murphy Birkett and Peach stood resolute against the attacking mob. Big Unit Murphy was imperious winning battle after battle and twisting his opponents inside out. This left Claggy clagsta with little to do except launch the ball to his progeny up front on his own running his guts out like Desert Orchid in the Cheltenham Gold Cup!! Ruud van Timms continued to develop his understanding with Naylor jnr down the left hand side leading to a cracking shot from wee Jakeyjakesta tipped round the Post. Karloff and Farrell clattered the Acol number 7 who misguidedly saw himself as a disciple of Jonjo Shelvey. The false prophets of Acol passed and passed the ball around but could not break through the Business School fyrd wall. But minutes before half time a hopeful shot creeped past Catseye Clagsta and a then a second followed to break the Business School bulwark against fascism.

HALF TIME: ACOL 2 BUSINESS 0

In the 2nd half the Family began their precursor to a Huyton race war cursing at the ref and each other in an onset of mass hysteria. The result 2 penalties 7 goals a flying boot and the words 'Death to Pigs' daubed on the Business School Changing room walls!!

FINAL SCORE: ACOL 9 BUSINESS SCHOOL 0!!

JNR NAYLOR BECOMES FACE OF B&Ms NEW SCENT, RED HOT MAN!!! WALTERS CLAIMS HEDGES TO BE THE WORST GOALKEEPER IN THE HISTORY OF ANY SPORT EVER!!!! NAYLOR SNR UP BEFORE THE FA FOR BREACH OF NEW MOCKING THE AFFLICTED RULE!!!